Heres one for ya No BSS

I stood on the scales this morning and it was a kilo and a half lighter…WOOO FUCKEN HOOOO!!

The pain and the hardship of nearly two weeks paid off. Although I felt guilty of adultery, like I was not honest with my lover. I had eaten Pizza and KFC and not told no BSS, and it amazed me that I lost that much weight.

To celebrate I went and had toast with coffee that contained really sugar, almost putting the whole kilo and a half back on with one meal. I looked No BSS in the face and said “Huh FUCK YOU, I’m going to eat this!”.

I did I happily ate my breakfast now I have this going on in my head:
Little voice: “Do you want to loose weight”
Me: “Yes and I did” (replying with a smug look on my face)
Little voice: “Then why did you eat BSS (bread, sugar, salt)?”
Me: “Cause I wanted to” I replied with my confidence and gusto.
Little voice: “But you realise that all your good work has gone to waste”
Me: (snorts most unladylike) “No it hasn’t it was just one meal”
Little voice: “We will see, are you sure you want to loose weight”
Me “Yes, I do” I reply meekly sighing.
Not so Little voice: “Then NO BREAD, NO SUGAR AND NO SALT…GOT IT”.
Me: “yes I got it” shuffling my feet and looking down like a naughty child
Me: “But I did have orange juice, freshly squeezed” Hopeful smile playing on my face
Little voice: “Hmmph you think that the juice will redeem your sins?”
Me: with a look of utter disbelief “Oh get over yourself it was just breakfast”.

Best Purchase Ever made

I can’t remember if I mentioned this previously with No BSS in mind I went out and bought a juicer, one of the ones that you can put a whole piece of fruit in it and juice comes out. To date it has been the best purchase that I think that I have ever made.

Sure it take time to clean up, but I don’t care the benefits have out weighed the little work that it requires for it to be kept clean. I love my juicer, I think that one it may replace my mimis place, but not until I have our baby. I shall from this day forward refer to my juicer as Jazzy Jay.